cakes

So, I have been trying to find something I can do from home to earn some extra dollars, Pampered chef just was not for me and I contemplated Mary kay for a minute but I dont even wear makeup so I dont think i'd be all that good at selling it. So for my birthday my parents got me cake decorating classes. I love baking and decorating so I was very excited and so far ive done two cakes and I have two weddings coming up that ill be doing as well. Very excited! I'm posting pics of the first two, a sheet cake and a wedding cake. ( hopefully i'll improve with practice:)

My little mamma

So, this is a picture of Isabelle "giving her milk" to her baby. I walked in and she was just sitting there nursing her baby adn then when I came in she told me to be quiet and she stopped, burpped the baby and then switched sides! Thats not the best part though, she comes up to me holding her tummy and groaning and when I ask her whats wrong, she says, "the baby in my tummy kicking me!" then she walks away groaning! She is crazy but I think that is adorable!

Too cute for words!

Seven!

This is what happens when Izz dresses herself!

OK, so this is odd, Isabelle can count to 10 in both English and Spanish but in both languages she leaves out the number seven. Even if you have her repeat after you, you say five, she says five, you six, she says six but when you say seven she says eight! I'm not sure what this means but if anyone has any insight let me know. I'll be posting some fun valentines day photos later after Tim edits them but I'm posting a few from today. My brother miller got me an early birthday present, a bike trailer! I'm so excited, I've wanted one for awhile and the kids already love it!

My Panera Experience!!

So on monday, my friend sarah went into lablor and on my way to the hospital i stopped at panera to get bagel yummyness for the nurses. So as i'm getting out of the truch theres this weird homeless looking dude just a staring at the truck, sketch, i thought but went on in. He followed and the whole time i was picking out my bagels he just hovered behind me not ordering, then he follows me out and right when i get to the truck he says: " hey can i have one of those bagels?" Me: "uh no!" He: " why, you gonna eat all thirteen of them?" Me: " uh my friends having a baby today, what are you doing?" He:" fine, im not doing anything, you keep um."
Me: " thatys what i thought!" I dont know why, through all this, i didnt get afraid but really who does that? That oughta teach all the chatt thugs to leave me alone when i got bagels!

chatting

rocks good!

i dont think you can see the big smile on her face

these two are my faves, sroll down for the story, i couldnt post it all together.

this is izz hiking fearlessly

Family Day!

Today was one of those rare days, that tim is home and its nice so we went hiking with the kids. We went to a place called "the pocket", its in Ga somewheres, anyway there is a waterfall which i love but there actually was not one at present since there was not enough rain but it was still beautifull! I was amazed at izz, she just climbed rocks and followed us everywhere. I'm also posting a pic from te oher da when we took them to the place wre have the chattanooga market on sndas, cant remember what its called but its a big open space so we can put ty in his walker and he goes crazy and izz rides in her car, in theory. What actually happened is that izz wanted to be in the walker and so we put ty in the car and then she wanted to push him so it was crazy fun. Oh, also funny/horrible story, so megan thought it would be funny to teach isabelle to say that i beat her, yeah im serious! so were in the store and the lady says to isabelle; " dont you look like your mommy?" Izz; " mommy beats me!" yeah i laughed it off but im pretty sure that i have to beat megan now! Between that and izz telling everyone; "daddy put me in the dryer and turn it on, he push the button, mommy spank!" , were gonna get in trouble, and oh yes, he did turn the dryer on with her in it. Men think children are toys!

snow day!!

this is just a fun shot from last weeks snow day

mac n cheese

so the other day, i gave izzy mac n cheese for lunch. a few hours later we decided to go for a family hike. isabelle insisted on bringing her purse and so tim looked inside and she had put her mac n cheese and raisins in her purse and was just walking around eating it. so on our trek into the woods she found an old dirty pot full of old dirty rusty water and she poured her purse contents, and some rocks into it, stirred and then sat down and started eating out of it. ( i told you she was disgusting!) any ways so i poured it out and today she was telling me that she needed to go outside to get her mac n cheese. she does not forget anything!

Disgusting!

Ok,
So for my first real post i'm gong to share a story that happened he other day and was hilarious!
So I walk into izzy's room and she is sing in e middle of her floor naked ( as she ofen is) and i see tha her hair is all sticky and crazy looking so i ask " izz, whats in yr hair?" she replies; "water"
Me: "where did you get water?" Izz: (pointng o her crotch) " my ja-ja !" ( this by the way is her version of the word vajaja which is what we call that area) Me:" show me the water!" Izz:(takes me to the puddle in the corner of her room ) "right here my pee pee!" Me:"That disgusting!"
Anyway, so my child is gross and has been walking around for days calling things (her food, her brother, my phone, who knows why? and more) "Disgusting!" Let this be a lesson that kids remember everything! (And that they are Disgusting!)

My new blog!

So, everyone keeps telling me I need a blog but I always thought that they were for people whose familys were far away and mine are here so I didnt need one. Also, i'm not the best writer ( and thats putting it mildly) but I decided that since i have the crazyest life and the funnyest kids ever, that some might enjoy the "days of our lives" , hee hee, sorry about that i just had too. I was totally picturing phoebe from friends when i wrote that. Any way i'll be sharing funny stories and wierd/ funny things the kids do and knowing me there will be the occasional should'nt have said that semi sexual remarks as well. so enjoy!